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Amtrek Smuggler's Limited

 

If it's excitement you seek, Amtrek's Smuggler's Limited is the train for you.

This action-packed route skirts the sunny border, winding through scenic guarded canyons as it follows the Rio Grande, America's Gateway to Illegal Entry. Watch closely. You may catch a glimpse of the illusive Freestyle Immigrant as he hops aboard your train in search of a better life. Live entertainment is provided by strolling INS agents in their authentic costume. And, there's more. You'll see armed DEA officers and their drug-sniffing dogs chase fleeing smugglers though the lounge car. On selected trips, guests participate in a fun-filled Search For Contraband. Your sleeping accommodation and personal items will be examined and, if you're lucky, you may be invited to take part in a body cavity strip search. (You can even keep the Search Warrant and rubber gloves as special mementos of your trip!) Yes, there's adventure for all on our Smuggler's Limited.

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