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Amtrek Derailing high prices with Fare-athon savings! (Some restrictions apply)

RESTRICTIONS, LIMITATIONS AND BLACKOUTS: Fares listed here are for comparison only and are not available for sale. Actual fares are higher. Discounted tickets are not valid for travel between the hours of 12:01AM and 11:59PM Monday through Sunday inclusive. Destinations shown may not be served by Amtrek. This special promotional offer expires August 13, 1978. Your Amtrek Reservations Agent can quote additional restrictions which, when combined with the restrictions listed here, effectively eliminate any chance of obtaining a discounted fare between now and October 23, 2024. As with almost everything on this website, this page is fictitious and I'm amazed that anyone would even read this clause.

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