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Are you absolutely certain you want to contact Amtrek?

If you really must email us, you're going to have to use just a small portion of your brain. Sadly, for some this will present a problem. 

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"Dear Amtrek..." - Real letters from real people

Read our email. (Most of this is from fans.)

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Phony Feedback

Real letters from our imaginary customers.

Amtrek - Practice Makes Perfict

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