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FUN FACT: Many passengers involved in derailments survive. Some even go on to lead productive lives!

Trackie the Choo-Choo sez: Be careful, boys and girls! This used to be a soft and furry brown tabby named Mr. Cuddles. But the careless kitty got horribly mangled after walking over a computer keyboard directly in front of our speeding Amtrek website. Doctors worked really hard to save his life, but the accident left Mr. Cuddles so unspeakably ugly that his owner abandoned him. Remember: Always look both ways before entering humor sites. Otherwise, your parents might abandon you!

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