It's often been said: "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Between 1971 and 1973, Amtrek ran a campaign that attempted to do just that. This ad focused on our sometimes-inconvenient schedules.

This site is almost entirely fictitious and is intended as humor. A resemblance to any real person or entity is probably coincidental. Other restrictions may apply. Please read our Full Disclaimer.   CONTACT US