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In today's exciting job market, change is the only constant. Traditional jobs like buggy manufacturing and blacksmithing don’t hold the promise they held only a mere century ago. But it's not all gloom and doom. There is a huge groundswell in the field of toxic waste. Motivated waste professionals with the right skills will replace y2k programmers as the most sought-after commodity. Amtrek currently has an opening for a TOXIC DUMPSITE FACILITATOR. The successful candidate will be responsible for cleanup of heavily-contaminated sites in railyards and locomotive maintenance shops. Should have experience in handling asbestos, PCBs and raw sewage with your bare hands. Yes, toxic waste will rise to the surface as one of the hottest growth careers for the ‘00s. Someone’s got to clean up that slop and that someone can be you!
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