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| Featuring our innovative "Restroom-in-a-bucket" | ||
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Schlepper Service is our new product for dollar-conscious commuters. It's targeted toward the person who's looking for a train that makes stops at every station on the route. (For travelers who desire something a little faster, our Schlepper Express bypasses stations in New Jersey.) All Schlepper Service trains are equipped with our new "Restroom-in-a-bucket." This feature - conveniently located in the vestibule of each car - allows us to eliminate conventional rest facilities. We reclaim valuable seating space in an area that's currently going to waste. |
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| Funding
for Schlepper Service is provided in part by International
Bucket. Additional funding provided by the Galvanized Metal Pail Marketing Association. |
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| "Everything is better with a bucket. Have you purchased one yet today?" | ||

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