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ANNOUNCING:"Schlepper Service"

Featuring our innovative "Restroom-in-a-bucket"

Schlepper Service is our new product for dollar-conscious commuters. It's targeted toward the person who's looking for a train that makes stops at every station on the route. (For travelers who desire something a little faster, our Schlepper Express bypasses stations in New Jersey.) All Schlepper Service trains are equipped with our new "Restroom-in-a-bucket." This feature - conveniently located in the vestibule of each car - allows us to eliminate conventional rest facilities. We reclaim valuable seating space in an area that's currently going to waste.

Funding for Schlepper Service is provided in part by International Bucket.
Additional funding provided by the Galvanized Metal Pail Marketing Association.
"Everything is better with a bucket. Have you purchased one yet today?"

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