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Violators will be forced to ride a train with broken air conditioning in
accordance with the laws of New Jersey. Schedules, fares, accuracy,
reliability and accountability are subject to change without notice.
Amtrek is not responsible for delays due to weather, poor planning, false
economy, deferred maintenance, gross negligence or other conditions beyond
its willingness to accept blame. Furthermore, Amtrek will not be held
liable for anything that is solely its own fault. This site is almost
entirely fictitious and is intended as humor. Amtrek cannot assume
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